Advised by a friendly chameleon, he lowered the chain over the edge of heaven, climbed down, and tossed the lump of mud into the primeval sea. The chicken hopped onto the mud and began scratching it in all directions.

I love reading creation myths. I have to say this is one of the weirdest I have ever seen.

My favorite part: If you ever wondered why humans aren’t quite as perfect as they should be, here’s the answer: he was drunk at the time. So now you know.

I love it. Also, check this out: The Godchecker Holy Hit Parade!” It’s a popularity contest for gods… rofl.